What happens when your bra cup size overtakes your brain size?
You start off making ridiculous statements that are hilarious but very sad at the same time because you is not trying to make anyone laugh…you are serious.
This is exactly what is happening with Heidi Montage, ever since she had her boobs enlarged to a triple D cup. Heidi says, “I like the F. I actually want H for Heidi.”
The 23 years old The Hills star just can’t have enough plastic surgeries. She nearly lost her life while doing so but unfazed, she is planning even more. I really won’t blame those who have started addressing her as Frankeinheidi for that’s what she is turning into faster than you can say “Tutankhamen”.
Heidi who has started to look more like a plastic doll than the pretty young woman she used to be has her own reasons for opting for a marathon of surgeries. Her looks were interfering in her pursuit of happiness. In her exact words, “It always kinda held be back from a certain inner light and an inner happiness.”
Now I have serious doubts about the size of her brains prior to her surgeries. What does injecting plastic and disfiguring yourself with numerous surgeries have to do with inner peace and inner light? Isn’t inner peace and inner light supposed to spring from the heart?
You can accuse Kelly Osborn of using the opportunity to pass on some unsolicited sympathy but she was quite right when she summed up Heidi in her statement that was clearly meant to get her free publicity. “She was so pretty before. Now she looks like a Barbie doll. I feel sorry for Heidi, she’s obviously insecure.”
Quite right Kelly, no amount of Superficial (ironically, name of Heidi’s new Album) changes can get anyone inner light, least of all ballooned boobs and injected plastic.